Funkmaster Robby K- Too late tonight, I'm gone and your miles ahead and I'm lost says:
IAN YOU SMELL LIKE OVARIES

rainbirds says:
and you reek of placenta.

rainbirds says:
(thanks!)

Funkmaster Robby K- Too late tonight, I'm gone and your miles ahead and I'm lost says:
(thank you!)

rainbirds says:
(shoots you a wink)

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:(wink emoticon)

rainbirds says:
(melts into a pile of ovary stench)

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(takes out spoon from coat pocket, proceeds to eat delicious ovarian ian)

rainbirds says:
(suddenly sublimates)

rainbirds says:
I AM SOLID OVARIAN IAN!

rainbirds says:
I ONCE WAS LIQUID

rainbirds says:
AND IN FACT, GASEOUS

rainbirds says:
BUT NOW, NOWWWWWWW

rainbirds says:
I AM SOLID AGAIN!

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(continues to chew on arm as speech is said emphatically)

rainbirds says:
(shimmies)

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(stops eating and joins shimmy. buddy holly comes out and plays a tune)

rainbirds says:
(droopy dog busts through the window and stops the whole glorious proceeding, much to our chagrin)

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(rob takes out shotgun, shoots droopy dog in the chest, ian and rob shimmy over dog's dead body)

rainbirds says:
(buddy holly puts droopy on his guitar, which he uses as a forno oven cooking sheet, goes to the kitchen and fries us a nice cartoon roast.)

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(rob, ian, and buddy holly feast while drinking sauvingnon blanc and chatting about economics on the south asian rim)

rainbirds says:
(once they are good and sloshed, buddy does a tap-dancing rendition of the "chariots of fire" theme song, to which a brass band plays tribute on national television. rob and ian sit stupefied as they are thrust into international stardom, with personal masseuses, manicurists and moustache-waxers. the many adoring female fans are naturally cast aside for the ladies of the hour, miss kristi and

rainbirds says:
miss pattyrice, who reign on thrones of platinum and travel with (ironically enough) blazing golden and diamond chariots)

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(rob and ian get enormous estates in the o.c right beside eachother and have fondue dinners every sunday night. princess pattyrice and princess kristi become good friends and start an art gallery together. rob and ian are voted sexiest men alive until they turn 77)

rainbirds says:
(and then princess patty calls ian and he must go speak with her)
Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(rob understands, and supports ians decision)

Funkmaster Robby K- dissasemble my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink says:
(exeunt, ian)